By now you are sick of at least two full months of Christmas carols on your car radio, and how many freaking emails can stores send you in one day? I long for those good old days when Christmas meant drinking large quantities of JD and saying nasty things to friends and family.
But there is no sense being overly romantic when you know your Visa card bill is on its way, and you will soon be serving time for record-setting spending amid fewer tips from all those angry customers who you failed to serve properly as you had daydreams of escaping to a Caribbean Island.
Tomorrow will come and your grandchildren will awaken you before sunrise and your hearts will be filled with joy and love as they open several hundred carefully wrapped packages with crazed and wild abandon while never even glancing at who those gifts were from. Of course, you did none of the wrapping or buying as you were much too busy watching your favorite sports team lose to New England. Luckily, someone else did all that ordering on Amazon and the Forbidden Sex Shop online.
As the haze of all that love and giving love wears off, and the children are gulping their cereal and M&Ms, you can recede to your private room and smoke a dooby in your brand new underwear and socks. How do you spell dooby?
Anyway, I hope you are having a wonderful holiday.
In that spirit I would like to strongly urge you to buy a wonderful new book that is now on the market. It promises to fascinate and more likely to generate a really sound nap. The main author (me) needs the money, and the other two monkeys will never know if you just send the money directly to me. If you want a real copy of the book, the link is:
https://www.cambridge.org/us/academic/subjects/economics/macroeconomics-and-monetary-economics/macroeconomics-business-managers-way-understanding-global-economy?format=HB&isbn=9781108470858
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